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#FATSNACKS FRIDAY: Better Than Sex, Key West, FL

Hey Cuties,

I went all the way to the southernmost point to bring you some #FatSnacks.  You already know there are levels to this here food game. I plays no games and I’m always thrilled to share my findings/eatings with you my crew. We kept driving past this place while in Key West and had to see what it is about. It did not disappoint. There is nothing obscene in this post but do feel free to tuck your granny panties in. Better Than Sex is a dessert and cocktail type of establishment. They also have another location in Orlando, Florida.

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I love an exclusive establishment; it makes me want to go even more. Better Than Sex is only open 6 PM to 12 AM, are you surprised? You shouldn’t be. The windows are blacked out so you can’t even see what goes on in there. Hello mystery! This establishment is self-rated as PG13, babies in your belly are welcome.

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Better Than Sex, Key West, Florida

Back Story: Better Than Sex is owned and operated by a husband and wife team. They opened up their first location in 2008 after hosting a Valentine’s Dessert Party for their friends. Their unsuspecting friends served as their test bunnies for what is now known as Better Than Sex. The husband learned all that he could about owning and operating a business. The wife had a passion for the kitchen and put her natural talents to work. Neither of them has had any formal training. This is their winning recipe: 1 Cup -perseverance, 1 Cup -belief, 1Cup- Self Discipline & a whole bushel of trial & error!

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Sex Appeal

Sex Appeal: Sparkling Moscato d’ Asti in a pink sugar white chocolate Rim Job. {3 of the 6 got the Sex Appeal}

The white chocolate was not hardened, you are supposed to lick the chocolate and take a sip. The combination together is a dope explosion in your mouth. I need to figure out how I can duplicate this because it was really good.  I get a total and complete kick out of innuendos, and they take it all the way there. This establishment is my spirit animal for sure.

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Sexy Soda Float

2 out of the 6 of us don’t drink, but Better Than Sex has a Virgin Menu that was perfect for them. They both went for floats with different types of soda.

Sexy Soda Float: Any soda {Strawberry Lime} with Ice cream & a white chocolate drizzle. The chocolate on this float is hard.

 

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Cookie Nookie Pie

Cookie Nookie Pie: You’ll be sure to get some nookie when you spoon up this sweetie. Imagine the inside of a warm chocolate chip cookie being wrapped in a fluffy blanket of flakey pie crust. Inside you’ll find bits of chocolate, pecans and ooey gooey goodness. Served with a vanilla bean ball. {2 out of 6 got this}

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Popcorn Pimp Cheesecake

Popcorn Pimp Cheesecake: Rich, Smooth, & Airy…just how we like our men. This cheesecake exposes itself freely while resting on top of a sweet sugar cookie dough crust. His velvet creamy filling gets tickled & poked with pieces of salted popcorn chocolate bark. Daddy will give you whatever you want as we’ve buttered him up with a blanket of our housemade caramel sauce.

The descriptions are part of the experience because he laughed like children every single time. They get bonus points for all of this creativity.

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The Fever

The Fever: Smooth. Soft. Supple. A warm airy chocolate cake full of body that’s oozing a subtle chocolate pudding underneath. Rubbing up against cool white vanilla bean balls

This is a great spot for date night or your girls. They had customers of all ages in there.

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The Missionary Crisp

The Missionary Crisp: Amused Polynesians enjoy this most rewarding combo or red delicious “skin-on” apples smothered in a buttery cake-like layer ” On Top”…with Vanilla Bean Balls & Caramel

Better Than Sex is an experience, the ambiance and the decor contribute to the experience. Everything we had was delicious and delightful.

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Because they take the joke all the way we left out of the back door. No seriously, you come in the front door and leave in the back. I love that they carry the theme all the way out.

Would you visit? Chat with me in the comment below or FB, IG or Twitter.

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Article written by:

Mimi Green is the Lifestyle Media Correspondent and editor behind MimiCuteLips®. She is a mother of two and a girlfriend to one. You can find Mimi working media at your favorite events, traveling and trying out new adventures, or working on a dope DIY project.

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  1. Zahra

    Mouth watering deserts. I love it. The cookie Nookie pie looks delicious.

  2. LaShawn

    I love the sign at the door: “poppin bottles, poppin cherries” ROFL. But listen that Cookie Nookie pie…the name alone makes me giggle and it looks so good!

  3. Tia | Pennies In My Pocket

    I think there is a Better Than Sex in Orlando. I have always been intrigued by the name. Being a sweet fiend this looks like I place I definitely need to try and Key West is on my to do list as well.

  4. Carlana

    These pictures are mouth watering and desserts are always better than sex in my opinion. However, because marketing/branding and business is my background, I see a bigger story in terms of branding, testing, knowing who their customers are and creating a unique customer experience.

  5. Keisha

    Hell YES I would visit! If only for those dranks! Such an aphrodisiac 😍

    Listen, I’ve been looking for a reason to do Key West [no pun intended], but I always pegged it for a lover’s getaway. Would you say that’s the case? Is this something I could do solo? Idk how y’all had room for all those sweets, good lawd!

    • MimiCuteLips

      Hahahhaha, I burst out laughing.

      Its great for a lovers getaway, but we didn’t feel out of place at all. It is also a great girls trip. You could also do it solo, the island isn’t that big.

  6. Alli Smith

    It’s great that they have a virgin menu for those that don’t drink. The Crisp looks like a fun dessert. The Fever looks pretty tasty also.

  7. Kayla Manoe

    Absolutely insane!!! Yum yum yum I am such a sucker for desserts! Did you eat them all 😱!! <3 xx

  8. Paula Schuck

    Fatsnacks are the best snacks! I love my snacks to have a little junk in the trunk. LOL

  9. Kemkem

    Haha! I saw the Pinterest pin before seeing the name of this place and thought you were being cheeky! 🙂 . The drinks look amazing, as does the desserts. What a fantastic name..and you gotta love the popping cherries. The fever looks really phallic to me, or is tha my dirty mind? 🙂

  10. Jeanette

    OH MY GOSH!!! I need to get there! Everything looks SO good I think I could eat all this over and over again! Those drinks alone! WOW!! I want these!

  11. Rena McDaniel

    With a name like that it must be good! ….or really, really bad. Either way it sounds like lots of food and fun!

  12. Jacqui @TradesofJacqui

    This is definitely going to be a place on my to stop list! Loved the pictures and descriptions! Had me laughing at the leaving out the back door lol. Thanks for sharing!

  13. Ty

    Well damn! That’s a sexy spot! First of all, the name is most def attention grabbing and the food….can we talk about how good everything looks?
    You find the most interesting places to eat. Why don’t we have spots like this in Cali??

  14. Adeola Naomi

    This place is like dessert heaven , everything looks so yummy!

  15. Liz Mays

    Oh my gosh these desserts are so creative and funny! They look great too. I’d want to try everything!

  16. Bella

    Oh my goodness these items all look fabulous! The next time I am in Key West, I have got to stop by this place.

  17. Sarah

    Another fatsnack post huh? Love this. You always share the most delicious looking treats in your fatsnacks posts!

  18. CJ from Thirty30Courtney

    Ooohh my goodness. I need that “Sex Appeal” like NOW. I love bubbles and white chocolate even more. I am bookmarking this place in my Yelp app NOW!

  19. Lynzy

    I am DROOLING!!! This all looks sooo good! Ugh these are making me so hungry haha everything looks amazing here!

  20. Emma Spellman

    This place is hilarious and it looks delicious. It would be a great place for a date night or a girls night out. A first date could be a little awkward. Lol.

  21. Tiffany H.

    OMG I’m trying to stay away from desserts and then I read this post! These desserts look bomb and the descriptions of them, I can taste them through the screen. I’m going to Orlando, I wish key west was close to there. It’s another cake I make called better than sex cake: chocolate cake, Heath bar, caramel, whip cream and condensed milk

  22. mary

    Cookie nookie pie? Yes please. This place looks like a delicious place to check out!

  23. Sara

    Oh my gosh, the names of these drinks and foods are so creative! The cookie nookie pie is my favorite. The drinks look incredibly enticing too. What a fun place to visit.

  24. Tia @ financiallyfitandfab

    You literally have my mouth watering from the pictures! Next time I get to Florida, I need to go here.

  25. Tanya Barnett

    1st of all, I’m upset you didn’t bring any back on dry ice. 2nd, Who ate all of that??? This looks like heaven to me…. Don and I will most definitely check this spot out the next time we are in Florida.

  26. rebekah

    OK that cheesecake looks amazing. I totally want some now, but unfortunately it’s bedtime! Great photos, too!

  27. Kiwi

    My best friend actually went here before and told me about it. I love the sexual innedunos of the drinks and food that makes the entire experience super fun and sexy. I would love to go with friends or my partner!

  28. Tamika Hall

    Ok, so I have been trying to eat well in order get my waist nice and snatched, but I would gladly throw away my diet for one night to eat at #fatsnacks! Lol

  29. Elle Em

    Your post made me hungry. I felt a craving for all things sweet and delicious. They named it appropriately.

  30. Peachy @ The Peach Kitchen

    Mouthwatering Dessert with interesting names! I love them!

  31. Jasmine Watts

    Yumm.. it sounds like lots of food and fun! I’d love to try everything!

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  33. Farrah Less G.

    That is a piece of heaven right there. I love taking a vacation its kinda my excuse to get drunk and having fun at the same and being away from the stress.

  34. Briana

    Well damn, If I ever end up in Key West I know EXACTLY where I’m going! Everything looked and sounds amazing!

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