Today is all about deals, deals, deals. Spring is here and I want to shop for new clothes. I’m planning a few trips for the family. I’ve already given my limbs to pay for summer camp. I’ve donated my body to science so I could pay for the braces my man-child now has in his mouth. This means I am desperately holding on to the last couple of coins I have.
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My coins are being attacked at an alarming rate and I am putting my foot down. Going forward I want discounts on everything. I will be checking Groupon Coupons like a crackhead. Please note there is a strong probability that anything I give you for the rest of the year was purchased via Groupon. I mean Mother’s Day is Sunday and guess what.
You know I have the Target addiction, why didn’t anyone tell me I could shop Target on Groupon. DID NOT KNOW!
Now I’ve used them to get discounts on a variety of things. You know I love the food so I’ve totally purchased or made Babe purchase Groupon for food. Don’t judge me! It is a great way to check out a new spot or an expensive spot. I’ve gotten discounts on movie tickets, because they are no longer a cheap activity and they hit you over the head with the prices. Did you know that a box of M&Ms in fact does not cost $5.00? Well tell the people at the movies because they are clearly misinformed.
I’ve been twerking out at the gym; thanks to a Groupon I purchased in 2012 I tried Zumba for the very first time and have been hooked ever since. Meet me there, three days a week. I think it was for 10 Zumba classes; I was so in shape that year.*sips wine* I having been having a fit to try the Sip & Paint things I see everyone but me is posting on social media.
I recently talked about Nordstrom but again nobody told me I could shop them on Groupon. WHERE ARE THESE PEOPLE THAT CALL THEMSELVES FRIENDS? I’m your friend and I know that sharing is caring so I’m hooking you up. Eva Mendes has a collection at New York & Company and I have my eye on a dress. I am headed to NYC this month, Philly next month and New Orleans the following month. Oh I’m giving Travelocity the business right now. This is a mutually beneficial relationship I swear.